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illfollowthestreetlights:

God, ill always reblog this. it’s so funny! “Borderline obese. Ya know, from Kraft slices.” lmfao.

It’s true, I am Chinese and I was born this way. 

At a young age I began to notice this difference. I was attracted to neither boys nor girls. In middle school, I liked math, and in college, I did my homework all night long. 

Being Chinese is not a choice, it is genetic. There are risks to being Chinese because society cannot accept the union between a human and a textbook. I have Chinese friends who didn’t need sex because they could foreplay instruments and get screwed by O Chem instead. Now, they don’t have a social life and is shunned by others. 

But fear not, life will get better. I grew up as a Chinese and I am proud of it (just look at my user name). There is the LGBTC (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Chinese) community to help you be comfortable with your Chinese orientation. 

1,338,299,512 people came out as Chinese. You are not alone.  

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systemofadowny:

mhm

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torturedtoysatdaycare:

itsnotcontagiousiswear:

DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Fuck

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Anonymous asked: nice blog but i doubt you can beat my high score at tumblrtreats(.)com ;)

Thanks
I’m not doing that though..

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Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.
 

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

 Compare them:

i believe.

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